Interviews

Now Interviewing... the Wonderful Anusha 

By: Anusha and Lauren

Author’s Note: I was really bored, and Anusha was on Google Docs. I decided to interview her. I must warn you, some of the questions are a little odd. So, of course this will be nothing like any “normal” interview. I wrote in the color pink, and Anusha wrote in the color purple. This is also written in the format of a play. Soon I might interview more of my friends.

Lauren: Good Evening. This is the 5:00 news. Today I will be interviewing Anusha. Before we start, I would like to give a shout-out to Pumpernickel because it’s awesome. Anusha will explain what Pumpernickel even is because I bet she knows and I sure don’t.

Anusha: Pumpernickel is a kind of bread, which I think is from Germany. It’s made of whole grain (don’t even ask how I know this...) and it’s very dense and coarse. “Pumpernickel” is the German word for “Devil’s fart” which, in my opinion, doesn’t make any sense. I don’t even know why they’d name a bread for it.

Lauren: That’s just plain fascinating, you seriously do learn something every day. What is your definition for the word “fluffle”. On the internet, it says you can choose what it is. So I want your opinion. Come on, the people want to know.

Anusha: I believe a fluffle is a word used to describe anything fluffy, such as those little pom-poms you use in arts and crafts.

Lauren: Coolio. I personally enjoy the word fluffle. I thought of it by analyzing a little tuft of hair in front of my face. But of course, I didn’t have the first idea because technically someone thought of the idea before you. I find this depressing... sorry I kind of got carried away. Must be this microphone. Just a minute, I just got a call. What? It-it’s not a... okay. Sorry, my producer called to tell me this isn’t a microphone, but is indeed a Turkey Baster. *Inhales deeply* So, enough about me, more about you. I will ask you a series of “Would you rather” questions to make things more interesting. You ready?

Anusha: Sure.

Lauren: Quickly before we start, though I’d like to tell you to also explain you're answer so everyone knows why. Alright, lets begin. Would you rather climb a tree and break multiple bones or get trapped in time? Would you rather ride in a limousine or a banana van? Would you rather eat frog legs or a duck head? Would you rather have a pet owl or a pet bunny? Would you rather die or DIE? Would you rather have a poisonous spider climb up your leg or a snake slither down your back? Would you rather pet a baby woodpecker or hold a baby? Would you rather go into Lala Land or Cloud Kingdom? And, that’s all. I’m looking forward to your answers.

Anusha: I’d rather get trapped in time, because it would be very painful to break multiple bones at once, and I think it’d be cool to get trapped in time. I’d rather ride a banana van, because I’m just wacky like that and not at all sophisticated. I’d rather eat a duck head because frogs are slimy and some are very poisonous to the human body. I’d rather have a pet bunny, because owls are very hard to contain and keep clean, and they usually require mice and other small rodents to eat. Plus, bunnies are so adorable and easy to keep track of. I would rather die, because dying sounds so harsh...I’d rather have a snake slither down my back, because not all snakes are poisonous. I would rather pet a baby woodpecker because even though I do love babies,  it’s not often that anyone gets to pet/hold a baby bird. I would rather go into Lala Land, because I love being random and saying “LALALALA!”

Lauren: Interesting answer about dying rather than DIE because DIE means to dive into elephants. But, oh well *laughs* I totally agree with most of your answers. Now I shall eat this hot dog while we chat. Now please explain all the things you are allergic to and how you found that out.  You should also list any allergies that you may have gotten over... *hint hint*

Anusha: Well, my allergies are the  MM R vaccine, Amoxicillin, Penicillin, dogs, mints, dust, and red meat. I found out that I was allergic to MM R when I got the shot, and the next day I had a seizure and was hospitalized. Same thing with the Amoxicillin and Penicillin, except they’re not vaccines. I found out I was allergic to mints when we went to Pedro’s (I was probably like 3 or 4) and they gave us these mints after we finished our lunch. I ate mine, and immediately threw up. I discovered I was allergic to dogs, dust, and red meat when I was feeling out of breath one day and my mom took me to the doctor to do an allergy test. It was a two-part process, one to find out what I’m allergic to and one to confirm. Which means they had to draw my blood twice. A couple weeks later, the doctor called and listed my allergies to my mom. I asked my mom what they were and she said I wasn’t going to be happy, so then I knew I was allergic to dogs. Then my mom told me I was also allergic to dust and red meat. I have gotten over my allergy of frosting. I found out I was allergic to it when I went to a friend’s birthday party at Salto and had a cupcake with frosting. I threw up a couple minutes after I took one bite of the cupcake. I figured out that I had gotten over my allergy when I accidentally ate a frosting-filled cupcake, but I was fine after that. So, that’s all I have to say. Any more in-depth questions I can answer about this stuff?

Lauren: That’s all?! You could write a book off of that answer! But that’s good. It’s what these random people want to hear.

Anusha: You’re right, I could have said more. But then it would have made this interview way too long and I’d probably start to bore some people.

Lauren: Actually, that’s all the time we have for tonight. Stay tuned, maybe I’ll interview YOU next O.O



Molly the Donuts-Lover
 By: Lauren and Molly

Author's Note: Today in Language Arts, I had everything done, so I interviewed Molly. She rocks, by the way... because I interviewed her c:

Lauren: Hello random people of the world. Thank you so much for listening at 2 in the morning... I wanted a show that would be at least in the middle of the day, or closer to the end, but NOOOOOOOOOO! Anyways, I will be interviewing Molly Weinfurter. Come on out, Molly! *Kind of does one of those whoo! things*

Molly: Hi!

Lauren: Sorry that I had to make you come at 2 in the morning, but at least we’ll get interesting answers. So, Molly what is your opinion on colored paper?

Molly: Colored paper is so awesome! It’s like.. colored!

Lauren: Could you by chance be any more specific? Here are some “starting questions”: Which color do you like best? Why? Does it make you happy? Sad? Angry? Like you’re ruling a pickle joint? Now ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Molly: Um... a pickle joint? What the heck is that???

Lauren: You’re such a downer! :P

Molly: Okay fine.

Lauren: Anyways, I will let you answer a few “easier questions” because obviously these ones are too advanced for your ability. What is pie? I guess it’s an opinion, but I want to know what YOU think it is.

Molly: In my opinion, it’s a TERRIBLE invention! I HATE pie!

Lauren: OMG! I totally hate pie, too! My mom thinks that is strange. But I do LOVE donuts. You're assignment for me right now is to write a biography for donuts.

Molly: I don’t want to write about donuts, I just want to eat donuts!

Lauren: You lazy ball of fluff!

Molly: Hey! Don’t call me that!

Lauren: I will call you whatever I want to call you because I’m epic, and this is my show, and the interview that I am doing of you, and you’re lazy if you don’t want to write about donuts! So... next question: would you rather eat a banana peel or an orange peel? No in-between questions of any kind, including neither.

Molly: That is so easy! A banana peel! Oranges are nasty!

Lauren: Wow, we have a lot in common that I didn’t know about.

Molly: Really? We do?

Lauren: Well, we both hate pie, love donuts, and oranges are nasty.

Molly: That’s true... but I like donuts more than you do!

Lauren: No... and before I start fighting you over the internet, I’m just going to end this interview. Thanks for watching. Make sure you don’t watch tomorrow because today was obviously just a waste of your time.